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Sep 13 1999 |
"Eeney, Meeney, Miney Ed" |
The Eds' latest scam, a miniature golf course, is ruined by Ed. As Edd goes off to fix it, Ed asks Eddy why Double D is so smart. Eddy decides to have some fun with him, and tells him that Edd is not human. Ed, being the sci-fi freak he is, falls for it and starts questing out to see Double D do something inhuman. Eddy tells him that Edd is The Lizard Boy, a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong who has been experimenting on the cul-de-sac kids, changing them into insects. Ed is horrified, and avoids Double D at all costs. The Eds get invited to a BBQ at Nazz's place, and Ed thinks it's a ceremony. Eddy pretends he's been turned into a bug, and ends up wrecking the party. |
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Sep 13 1999 |
"Ready, Set, Ed" |
The Eds go off to the lane one morning to find Kevin showing off in front of the other kids on his stunt bike, easily breaking every record in the book. Eddy's unimpressed and decides to show off his own skills. The Eds end up constructing a massive stunt ramp, and fail miserably at riding it. Eddy knows he's not going to beat Kevin at what he's good at, and decides to break his own records. Eddy returns to the park and tells the kids that the Eds just broke a record for flying around the world. The kids don't believe him, and go off to see. Eddy gives them a ride in his "rocket car", and manages to convince them that they're riding around the world. Kevin realizes it's all a sham, and ruins it.Then they go on there Own Roller Coaster. |
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Sep 20 1999 |
"Knock Knock, Who's Ed" |
The episode starts out with the Eds building a pool full of gelatin. only to have the whole pool engulfed by Ed! When they get to Ed`s basement Edd and Eddy stumble onto signs saying "Don`t Miss," "All Day Movie." Ed tells them that the signs remind him not to miss the monster movie marathon. Edd and Eddy decide to watch the marathon also, but Sarah kicks them out while they're getting snacks. They then try to get into Kevin's house to watch it but that plan fails. Finally they go to Rolf's house and get to watch. Edd and Eddy are not impressed when they see that Rolf has only a huge, large massive TV with a very tiny, tiny screen on it and they and Rolf are stuck watching the marathon on that large, yet small screened TV. |
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Sep 20 1999 |
"One Plus One Equals Ed" |
Ed can't sleep so he goes to Eddy's house and starts irritating Eddy all night. When they find Edd taking apart an antique radio, they decide to learn the mysteries of life. After escaping from Rolf's story, they fall into a different dimension: Eddy eats the sun, Jimmy's outline is pulled off, Sarah's mouth is pulled off, Plank carries Jonny, and Rolf has 3 heads! However, when Sarah chases them, they realize it was just their imagination.But Ed Thinks That They Are Sitll In The dimension. |
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Sep 27 1999 |
"Know It All Ed" |
The Eds are at the dump when they find a bunch of turkey basters. Eddy decides they make perfect squirt guns, and develops a new scam. All goes fine until the Kankers show up, as usual, and steal Eddy's money. |
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Sep 27 1999 |
"Dear Ed" |
Another day, another dollar. The Eds find Jimmy hanging around with Plank one day, and ask him why. Jimmy tells them that Jonny 2x4 and Plank had a massive fight and Jonny left Plank for good. Jimmy offers Plank a new home. The Eds decide to help Jonny out, and make him a new friend. Eddy then sets up a new scam, Ed's Friend Store, and offers him a traffic cone named Bob to be his new friend. Jonny and Bob don't get along, and they decide to go to Ed's house to find some potential friends. A worn boot named Salty Sam turns out to be crazy, and the Eds decide to go for one last idea. They put a face on every inanimate object in Eddy's house, and invite Jonny over. But he eventually finds Plank again after Jimmy tossed him away, and they become friends once more. The Eds dance with Jimmy. |
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Oct 4 1999 |
"Hands Across Ed" |
After a plan gone horribly wrong winds up with the Eds cornered in the dump, Ed gives Eddy the idea for his next scam: holding a telethon to raise money. They hold auditions for "local talent," and decide to have Jimmy and Nazz on the show. The Eds start their telethon, claiming that Ed's eyebrow is beginning to spread all over his body, and they need money for the operation. They don't quite keep the other kids' attention, as everything starts to go wrong, and they don't get any donations. The other kids go off to do their own show, and the Eds are stuck with another failed scam. |
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Oct 4 1999 |
"Floss Your Ed" |
The Eds' latest scam goes well, but Jonny 2x4 doesn't have any money and pays them with coconuts instead. Ed gladly takes a bite out of his, and finds that his tooth is sore. Edd inspects him and finds that he's losing his last baby tooth. Eddy knows just what to do: yank the tooth out and get loads of cash from the tooth fairy. Ed and Double D don't like the idea of pulling the tooth out, but Eddy won't be convinced otherwise. He cons the other kids into helping him out, and the whole cul-de-sac begins to try to get Ed's tooth out. A series of accidents causes the tooth (and Eddy's tooth!) to fall out, and they land in the gutter. Ed stupidly eats them. |
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Oct 11 1999 |
"In Like Ed" |
The Eds are setting up an overpriced garage sale, but all their potential customers are over at Kevin's garage sale. Kevin seems to know exactly what all his customers want, which makes Eddy furious, and Edd jealous. Eddy decides he must have inside information, and the Eds go off to investigate. Double D shows them a variety of spy gadgets, and together they go to where all the other kids are congregating-- Jimmy's house. They sneak into the meeting, and start rummaging through packages, when Edd realizes that they've made a terrible mistake. It's just Jimmy's birthday party. The kids are all mad at the Eds, but Eddy thinks quickly and uses a baking soda smokescreen to elude them. It wasn't properly tested, though, and winds up flooding Jimmy's house with white powder. The kids are not happy. |
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Oct 11 1999 |
"Who Let the Ed In?" |
Eddy's latest scam cannot fail... but, as usual, he's wrong. As Edd tries to set it up, Ed's off goofing around. When Eddy and Double D go to find out what he's doing, they find him acting strangely. He introduces them to his friend, Jib, and Edd realizes Jib is Ed's new imaginary friend. They play along, and start this episode's scam, an enormous claw machine. Double D and Eddy realize Ed is serious, but "Jib" tells the other kids that it's a scam. Edd and Eddy decide that Jib's going to keep getting in the way unless they do something. They go to Jonny 2x4 for help, and he tells them to build an invisible trap. Jib is trapped, but he beats the life out of Eddy. He and Edd tell Ed that Jib has to move away, but Eddy's not going to let it go without getting Ed back somehow for ruining their latest scam. |
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Oct 18 1999 |
"Rambling Ed" |
Sarah interrupts the Eds' latest scam, a ghostly séance, to order Ed to pick up his sock, and other "favors". The Eds aren't going to get anything done if Ed's busy, and they decide that it's time for him to move out. Eddy leaves a gullible Jonny 2x4 to finish the chores, and together they go to Rolf's place, unloading Ed's stuff into his barn. Rolf is intrigued by the idea, and lets them stay there. But they start to drive him nuts as they make a mess of everything. They overturn the barn, Eddy takes over Rolf's stump, Edd is experimenting with Rolf's eggs, and Ed is just being his usual stupid self. Rolf has had enough, and forces the Eds to do his chores for him. |
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Oct 18 1999 |
"Home Cooked Eds" |
Eddy goes home to find a trailer parked on his front lawn. Edd tells him that some misinformed out-of-towners must've lost their way. The Eds go inside and find that the trailer belongs to the Kanker sisters. The Kankers tell the Eds that they're on vacation, and they can hang there as long as they want. They took all the Eds' stuff, and even stole Plank to use him as a backscratcher. The Eds try to get rid of the trailer, but to no avail. Eventually, Jonny goes inside to rescue his buddy, and the trailer winds up on top of the fence between Eddy's and Kevin's houses. Eddy and Kevin then fight to keep the trailer off of their lawns. |
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Oct 25 1999 |
"To Sir with Ed" |
It's late in the evening when Eddy realizes his parents are out, and he's home alone. He's a little scared, and tries to get his fellow Eds to come over, but when the doorbell rings, he finds that it's Nazz at the door. Terrified, he lets her in, and she goes into his kitchen and starts making dinner. Eddy has no idea what's going on, but Edd comes up with the solution when he and Ed arrive - Nazz has come over on a date. Double D tries to inform him of the fine maneuvers of dating, but Eddy decides to let his charm do its thing. Nazz makes him macaroni and cheese and sends him up for a bath. Ed and Edd help him out with his "date", until Eddy lets it slip and Nazz tells him she's just babysitting him, much to Eddy's humiliation. Look for a similarity to a scene of a Drake & Josh episode Mean Teacher. |
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Oct 25 1999 |
"Key to My Ed" |
Another invention goes horribly wrong, and ends with Ed being rocketed through the air powered by ultra-fizzy soda. Double D and Eddy chase after him, when they come across a key on the ground. They think about what it might open, and Edd insists that they return it to its rightful owner. Eddy is not listening, however, and tries to open every lock in the cul-de-sac. Nothing works, and Double D finally manages to convince him to returning the key, but Eddy gets a better idea and holds it for ransom. None of the cul-de-sac kids own the key, but the Kankers show up and decide to take it anyway. They chase the Eds through the cul-de-sac, where they wind up at Ed's house. Ed realizes it was just the key to his back door, which had fallen out of a hole in his pocket. |
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Nov 1 1999 |
"Honor Thy Ed" |
Despite Edd's scepticism, and Ed eating all the produce, Eddy is confident that their latest scam - a taco stand - will see them rolling in cash, although his brother's delayed-reaction afterburner sauce soon takes even his mind off money! The Eds soon discover an abandoned house. Kevin dares them to go inside, which they do, but they fall into several traps. Edd discovers an old library, Eddy's finger gets stuck in a keyhole, and all 3 Eds go on a wild ride- and lose their clothes in the process. They finally realize it's the Kankers trying to marry them. |
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Nov 1 1999 |
"Scrambled Ed" |
A totally exhausted Edd finally finishes building his fort made from toothpicks long past his bedtime and he crashes. Ed and Eddy are setting up their latest scam, "Ed's Sea Ranch", and they need Edd's help. Edd is too tired to help, and either sleeps or mumbles the wrong ideas whenever Ed or Eddy want something from him. Soon, almost everyone in the cul-de-sac seems to need his help, and a tug-of-war breaks out. However, the creek overflows, and the whole cul-de-sac is flooded! |
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Nov 8 1999 |
"Urban Ed" |
The boring life of the suburban neighborhood is really getting to the Eds, but the hustle and bustle of the Big City is the life the Eds wish for. Eddy decides that if they can't go to the Big City (because they're too young to drive), why not bring the city to the cul-de-sac. In the Lane, the Eds constructs a cardboard city. However, Johnny, the neighborhood tree lover, protests saying that the city is horrible. His protest is ignored and the others venture into the cardboard city. After a little fun the Eds begin to see trouble in their city. Jimmy becomes afraid of the cardboard people (who laugh at him), Sarah beats the living daylights out of Rolf who cut into line, and Nazz karate chops Edd, who was really trying to help her. Johnny who "lost" Plank, blames Eddy for his disappearance and takes his money, dropping it off a building, and the kids grab all his money for themselves. |
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Nov 8 1999 |
"Stop, Look, Ed" |
The Eds are fooling around, but the moment turns serious when Eddy nearly steps on a private lawn marked by "DO NOT STEP ON THE GRASS" signs. Double D warns him that rules are the most important part of life, but Eddy's not convinced. To prove his point, he goes around breaking every rule he can find. Edd tells the other kids not to listen to him, but Eddy convinces them that rules are for losers. As Double D tries to stop everyone's rebellion, Eddy is forced to tie him to his ceiling lamp to keep him from ruining everyone's fun. Edd manages to escape and informs everyone that he's called all of their parents. Everyone's really mad that they're going to get in trouble, and trap the Eds in a birdcage. |
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Nov 15 1999 |
"Rent-a-Ed" |
The Eds start an Ed Circus, but no one's impressed. During one of Ed's stunts, Ed falls from the slide and broke the teeter-totter. After Edd suggests that they should pay someone to fix it, Eddy gets the idea that they should start to work on things for money, which could be more successful then the Ed Circus. After Ed wrecks Jimmy's oven, the Eds try to help Jonny, who has his head stuck in the tree. While they are in Jonny's house looking for soap, Ed stupidly pulls out Johnny's sink, leaving them stuck there until they fix it. After putting Jonny's sink together incorrectly, Ed does something wrong, again, by pulling out a hot-water tank. The steam gives Eddy an idea, opening a sauna (in Jonny's house). Eddy's idea goes as planned, but a few things start to go wrong.Rolf chased everyone away for a reason no one wants to know (it involves a towel falling off and he is naked) and Ed (who is tied to the support beam of the house) comes barging in through the wall, still attached to the support beam, which causes Jonny's house to collapse. Jonny's really mad. |
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Nov 15 1999 |
"Shoo Ed" |
Kevin is found in the junkyard, appearing to be looking for something. That's when Jonny, comes in, annoying Kevin to the last day of his life. Jonny, playing around, takes Kevin's bike and uses Ed as a ramp and crash lands on Edd and Eddy. Eddy uses this opportunity to use Jonny as an excuse to get money, even from Kevin. They use him to annoy people, and get rid of him for cash. |
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Nov 29 1999 |
"Ed in a Halfshell" |
Sarah interrupts the latest scam to tell Ed she's going to a ballet lesson and he has to take care of Jimmy. Jimmy's not any more enthusiastic about the idea than the Eds are because everyone's day is now ruined. The Eds, not wanting to upheat Sarah's wrath, are forced to watch Jimmy. They decide to play a "harmless" game of dodge ball. Ed and Edd help Jimmy knock Eddy out, and Jimmy decides the Eds aren't so bad after all. Jimmy and Ed start playing together, and Jimmy begins to copy Ed's behavior. Eddy decides that he'll turn Jimmy into the fourth Ed, and starts teaching him how to be just like him. Jimmy puts together a fantastic scam, but refuses to give the Eds the money from it. Sarah returns, and Jimmy lies that he had been abused all day. Eddy has created a monster. |
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Nov 29 1999 |
"Mirror Mirror on the Ed" |
The Eds are taking a walk when they stumble on to the cul-de-sac kids playing Truth or Dare. The Eds want to join but all the kids quit, leaving the boys alone. They play by themselves and then Ed dares Eddy to be Double D, who dares Ed to be Eddy, who dares Edd to be Ed. Rolf is looking for Ed but when he finds him it's really Edd wearing Ed's clothes, a comb tied onto his sock hat, and a piece of paper around his neck. Ed is in Eddy's clothes which are too small, and Eddy is in Edd's clothes and wearing an old sock on his head. After a lot of confuison Edd ends up at Ed's house. Eddy is hiding from Kevin in Edd's house. Ed then takes a dare from Jonny 2x4 to be Plank. |
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Dec 6 1999 |
"Hot Buttered Ed" |
The Eds are having a sleep over outside Ed's house. Ed and Eddy are fighting over a bag of potato chips, but the bag bursts sending the chips flying. This causes Edd to complain about them getting in his sleeping bag. All night the Eds fool around, causing some of their neighbors to become annoyed. The next morning, the Eds sleep in. It's a race to the creek to get their perfect spot, before anyone else does. Once they get there, everyone is already there, and just as Eddy leaps for their spot, hotshot Kevin bumps Eddy out. Edd suggests that they find another spot, which happens to be in the one of the most hidious places on Earth. But he freaks when he discovers he forgot his sunscreen. They first go through Sarah and Jimmy, which gets them thrown into the creek. Noticing Johnny on the high rocks above their spot, Eddy decides to use it as a look out, until Kevin leaves his spot, but must get Johnny off his perch. Using a whistle, Edd acts like a swimming coach, cause Johnny to literally dive off the rocks into a seemingly painful dive into the creek. By the time all the kids leave, Edd is badly sunburned.And Ed Thinks That He is a Cameleon. |
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Dec 6 1999 |
"High Heeled Ed" |
The Eds plan to get big money with their "Sewer Swamp Ride", but when they find out the only kids around are Sarah, Jimmy, and Nazz, who are less than impressed, they have to change gears. "Snuggle-Me-Ed" also fails to impress, and the Eds then get some gold paint and make "jewelry" to wow the more "sensitive" members of the cul-de-sac. |
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Dec 20 1999 |
"Fa, La, La, La, Ed" |
After hearing Double D talking about his family's Christmas fruit cake, Ed believes that its really Christmas. It was actually "Piggy Bank Day" in the cul-da-sac, the day when the kids break open their piggy banks and spend all their money; a day that Eddy calls a holiday. While Ed hangs up his Christmas lights and stockings, Eddy begins his daily routine of planning to take the other's money. Double D is forced into this plot and is found having a difficult time, trying to break their friends banks. Ed tries to convince everyone it's Christmas (Rolf and Jimmy fall for it). Seeing that the holiday cheer, has been speaded throughout the cal-da-sac, Eddy comes up with another plan. By singing Christmas carols, the Eds receive enough money to buy a whole sack of jawbreakers, which Ed stupidly gives away. |
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Dec 20 1999 |
"Cry Ed" |
The Eds are attracting the other kids' attention, when Jimmy's foot gets hit with a clothes peg. Jimmy puts on a pity play and everyone starts attending to him. Eddy gets mad over being ignored, and decides that he'll have to pretend to be injured in order for people to notice him. He pretends that he was attacked by a giant meatball, and the kids all come to him. But then, a tree happens to fall on Jimmy, and they all go back to him. Edd tells Eddy that he'll get more attention if his cry of anguish is real, not faked, so Eddy has Ed drop a house on him. When that doesn't work, he rides a frying pan and crashes. Now everyone's interested in him again. Edd doesn't like everyone getting hurt, so he manufactures Jimmy an indestructible bubble suit, which everyone loves. Eddy decides to one-up him and uses a steel furnace as a suit, but that just gets him beat up by Kevin and Rolf. |
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